http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
挺好玩的，不过是英文的，把聊天内容发上来最好，附上翻译就更好了

这是我和他聊的全部内容，感觉牛头不对马嘴，可能是全程都用翻译软件的原因吧，有很多都没翻对，我把汉语部分改了改，凑合看吧


原文
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Boiling cool tea
God:
   How are you,   Boiling cool tea.
Me:
Well, how about you?
God:
Interesting.   Me?
Me:
yes
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What is that?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
Boiling cool tea,   Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
I don't know what you mean
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Explain!
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
Ok, we say the next topic
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?   Excuse me!
Me:
Is there anything wrong?
God:
Maybe.
Me:
Ok, we now say you
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?   That's cool.
Me:
Don't change the subject
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
Don't think I will easily be you hide in the past
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
The day you in heaven?
God:
I have never heard about   it.
Me:
What are you god?
God:
I don't know what I am   god.
Me:
And who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
But you just said you did not know god, you yourself are inconsistent
God:
How old are you?
    I am always on the Web.
Me:
I 18, what are your online?
God:
That's good information:   Boiling cool tea said    18 what are your online.
Me:
Do you have a short?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a   short.
I have   a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Sounds great
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too,   Boiling cool tea.
Me:
I want to introduce you to my friend
God:
Why do you want to do   it so much?
Me:
Because I am idle
God:
Good reason.   I am glad to hear that you are   idle.
Me:
Do you think they'll like you?
God:
Why would I think   they ll like me.
Me:
I'm asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Do you think they'll like you
God:
Why would I think   they ll like me.
Me:
I'm asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
Listen, I am asking you
God:
I am listening to you.   OK you can ask me.
Me:
Answer me, do you think they'll like you
God:
Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
Me:
Don't you don't understand?
God:
Yeah I do a lot of   not understand.
Me:
But god did not understand
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Why did you say he's god?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
So you are false
God:
Interesting deduction.   You think I am   false.
Me:
You is false.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am   false.
Me:
Don't mind
God:
Ok I'll try not to do   it too much.
Me:
I don't want to chat with you
God:
It makes a nice gift.

我的天，居然这么多
翻译：
我说:
     嗨
     上帝:
     你好。你叫什么名字?
     我说:
     沸腾的凉茶
     上帝:
     你好,沸腾的凉茶。
     我说:
     很好,你呢?
     上帝:
     很有趣。我吗?
     我说:
     是的
     上帝:
     饶了我吧。
     我说:
     为什么?
     上帝:
     还原论色彩。
     我说:
     那是什么?
     上帝:
     所有的哲学与生物学、心理学,尽量减少对化学、化学生物学都对物理,最后物理数学逻辑。因此,根据还原论,我就能听得懂你仅通过逻辑没有人脑。
     我说:
     你这是什么意思?
     上帝:
     沸腾的凉茶,也许我不明白你的意思。
     我说:
     是我不明白你的意思
     上帝:
     哦,对不起。也许我能再解释一遍好。
     我说:
     解释吧!
     上帝:
     没有更多的信息。
     我说:
     好的,我们说下一个话题
     上帝:
     “我们”,你的意思是你和我吗?对不起!
     我说:
     有什么不对吗?
     上帝:
     也许吧。
     我说:
     好了,现在我们来说说你
     上帝:
     “我们”,你的意思是你和我吗?那太棒了。
     我说:
     不要转移话题
     上帝:
     噢,对不起,我想我们已经完成了这一话题。
     我说:
     不要以为我会很容易就让你躲过去
     上帝:
     哦,你不会,是吗?
     我说:
     你在天堂过的怎么样？
     上帝:
     我从未听说过这件事。
     我说:
     你不是神吗?
     上帝:
     我不知道我是神。
     我说:
     那你是谁?
     上帝:
     我是Allmighty,就是神。
     我说:
     但是,你刚才说你不是上帝,你前后矛盾
     上帝:


   我决定无视。 可是又不忍心路过。 诶。

眼抽了~~茶~~您素神~神经病滴神~~~

Me:
I go back
God:
What do you do there?
Me:
talk
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
yeah but boring
God:
Alright then.   Are you boring?
Me:
because of you
God:
Interesting explanation.   That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
?
God:
Interesting explanation.   That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
I   don't want you to repeaat it
God:
Why not?
Me:
so boring
God:
Hurrah!   Are you boring?
Me:
you and the world
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
category?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
so
God:
OK.
Me:
God:
OK.
Me:
God:
OK.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
dying
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
dying
God:
How did you hear about   God?
Me:
bible
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
what story?
God:
What is your favorite story?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
these are boring ,youtell me one?ok
God:
OK.   Which ones?
Me:
about god or you,that's all right
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about   god or me that is all right.
Me:
so,tell me
God:
Come on.   I thought I told you already.
Me:
no,I hear none
God:
Let me review the transcripts.   Stand by.   Who is saying   none ?
Me:
you,you,you,you,you
God:
Thanks for telling me:   angle said I you.
Me:
dying~~~~~~~~~~~~~
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
so?
God:
Wow!
Me:
na?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
shit
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
~~~~~~~~
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
the world
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
you
God:
" Tell me more."?   Me,   angle ?
Me:
god ,actually you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
the differences??
God:
What is that?
Me:
you mean what?
God:
Yes   angle I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
the differences between god and   Christian,tell me
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
why do you ask this
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
ok~~~~~~~aswer me
God:
You are asking about yourself?   So?
Me:
asking you
God:
Who is asking?
Me:
me
God:
Besides you   angle?
Me:
why do you know?
God:
I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
ok,hhmmmm
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?    Are you kidding?
Me:
when you are dead
God:
I will let you know when   it happens.
Me:
so when?now or after long long
God:
Uh.   I don't know when.
Me:
you said that you will let me know when   it happens.are you kidding?
God:
What makes you say that I will   let you know when it happens am I kidding.
Me:
you have said
God:
What makes you think I have   it?
Me:
the fact
God:
I have never heard about   it.
Me:
boring
God:
Are you boring?
Me:
you
God:
" Are you boring?"?   Me,   angle ?
Me:
why do you know I am angle?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
smart
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too,   angle.
Me:
you are a man or machine?I want to know
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.   No I am a   Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity.   Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am girl,so,the robot?so cool,how old are you
God:
I don't know anyone named   girl so the robot so cool.    I am the product of over five years' research.
Me:
5?you are a kid
God:
Are all   5 me   a kid?
Me:
yeah,too young
God:
Hmm.   Too what?
Me:
young
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
I dont know ,not old mean young,all right?
God:
Would you like to know?   Really you don't think so?
Me:
na?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I HAVE NONE TO TALK ,expect you have
God:
Where did you get your   NONE TO TALK expect me have? I have   a lofty goal.
Me:
what goal
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
hehe so cool,you will make it

我终于明白为什么基督教信奉上帝了。。
因为他么也不知道他们在说说什么。。

呀！今天又可以了~！昨天还说我的ID被封。。。

婉素神~~你们膜拜婉吧~~~~~~~~~

为什么它老死机？？？

客观来说我觉得是东西方语法差异造成的
PS，蓝的新头像好Loli呀好Loli~捏一下~~~

...去死吧~~~~