~~可唯好 ~~郁吧好 ~~同学们好 ~~大家好
Dear udang,thank for ur photo.
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Dear udang, thanks again!
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[时事特报] 什么动物能预报地震??
@不同FanXIanG
(今天4.20本来是雅安电视台主持人陈莹的婚礼,但。。。因为地震事件发生太突然,她正穿着婚纱报道灾情,其专业精神值得大家敬佩!)
~~ 人要在每一秒20次以上的声波才能感觉到地震,而动物则不然。那些感觉十分灵敏的动物,在感触到这种声波时便会惊恐万分,以至于出现冬蛇出洞,鱼跃水面,猪牛跳圈,狗哭狼吼等异常现象。动物异常的种类很多,人们也有几句顺口溜总结得好好:
~震前动物有预兆,群测群防很重要。
~牛羊驴马不进厩,猪不吃食狗乱咬。
~鸭不下水岸上闹,鸡飞上树高声叫。
~冰天雪地蛇出洞,大鼠叼着小鼠走。
~兔子竖耳蹦又撞,鱼跃水面惶惶跳。
~蜜蜂群迁闹轰轰,鸽子惊飞不会巢。
~家家户户都观察,发现异常快报告。
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[趣味配图]
充满创意的脚车!!
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莫言苦了。。。 。。 。
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史上最。。。最。。。最的俩人是:
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一物两用,厉害了!!
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好朋友只是朋友。。。??。。。?
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[脑筋急转弯、动动脑不生锈]
~~ 有一种线只能看,怎么也摸不着,请问那是什么?
# 答案即将于下周六2013/4/27第76期揭晓;第74期答案:孔子满月 #
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[冷笑话2一则、笑一笑十年少]
~ 有一天,刺猬跟蚂蚁走在森林里。。。
突然,大象来了,刺猬就卷成一团滚到一边去,而蚂蚁呢,就钻到沙子下面,把一
只脚露在外面。
刺猬见了就很着急,说:蚂蚁!你在干神马??快藏起来!大象会把你踩死的!
蚂蚁神秘的说:嘘~~~~~~~~表吵~~~~~~~~俺要把大象绊倒!!