现在是凌晨快两点钟,想起昨天下午五点多下课在日新楼喜翻拌吃饭遇到的一对情侣吵架,也不算吵架,算分手餐吧应该,男的最后说自己给女生带了一个多月的饭,这顿就aa吧,女的就开始撒泼打滚说哪有一个月,才半个月不到,然后男的开始算恋爱期间花的钱,女的就又开始叫,怎么又聊到别的地方去了这种话。他们因为啥吵架呢,我搁那听半天,好像是女的出轨了吧大概,不敢抬头听,提到了第一次这个敏感词,女的说什么开个玩笑而已,男的开始认真问,你的玩笑不分大小是不是,这种事情不早点告诉我,快怎么怎么样还是我发现才跟我说的,我看那女的都跪下了求原谅了,莫名感觉挺好笑的,当时买了瓶百香果养乐多喝嘴里差点喷出来,男的说可以给机会,问她个问题诚实说,最后一次是跟谁,好像没听到女的说话了。在现场给舍友报导战况,最后害怕挨揍就在他们谈到饭钱aa的时候迅速润了,发出来当个寓言故事给大家看,可能讲述的也比较乱,也是第一次碰到这种事情捏
(女的几乎全程在哭)为此我吃了一个小时的饭,晚课都迟到了
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