<content contentuid="hfe049f4dg961bg477ag8747g313b50d32dff" version="1">「把這件事記錄在懲戒性的學院年鑑裡,十天前那個聒噪的學生畢格比在盤點學院法杖的的時候,以不恰當的大聲喊道:我畢畢個親孃嘞,這法杖太d*i*c*k了!」 —— 奧術學院歷史<br>A near-perfect relic that is only blemished by the collected palm-sweat of various archmagi from across the Realms.</content>
<content contentuid="hf641b423g2f52g4f5cg9beeg7e288b6bc342" version="1"> 這柄受幽影詛咒廚具的主人在給食物調味時不是鹽放太多就是鹽放太少,從不剛好。南無三,何等卑劣。 <br>When salting food, the bearer of this shadow-cursed utensil will always add too little or too much, but never the right amount. Truly the deviousness is top tier.</content> 南无阿弥陀佛,罪过罪过。
得把這些碎石趕緊清理掉,但我的耐心已經磨得比dio毛還細。(That rubble needs clearing, and my patience is hanging on by an arse whisker.) 龟毛 聽好了,混球們 —— 現在我說了算。快把dio洗乾淨,收拾好東西。(Listen up, bastards - I'm taking charge. Clean your 'nads and pack up.) 卷铺盖滚蛋 完全可以粗中有细