引子的画面也非常的有年代感,伴随着录像带运作的声音,故事开始了......
Billy: "URGH! So full, think I'm gonna explore. It's not fair! I can't stop eating! WAAH!"
???: "Don't worry, Billy!"
Billy: "Huh? UNCLE RICO!!"
Uncle Rico: "Yes, it's me! Your Uncle Rico! Super Gym Instructor! Winner of Hunky Uncle of the Year 1983! 5 times winner of the Best Stylized Chest Hair Awards and 12 times winner of the ULTRA STICK MAN Contest"
Billy: "WOAH! Uncle Rico, I need your help! I want to be as awesome as you! I love food sooooo much! I can't help it!"
Uncle Rico: "Don't worry Billy! I've got a plan! All you really need is a good photo of yourself! And you'll win any competition! That and SUPER TREADMILL!"
Billy: "SUPER TREADMILL?"
Uncle Rico: "Yes, SUPER TREADMILL! The ultimate in Blubber Burning Weight Loss Technology! Lose 90% of your body weight in one single run!"
Billy: "Isn't that dangerous?"
Uncle Rico: "Yes, stupidly dangerous! You would have to be a complete moron to use it!"
Billy: "Cool!! Let's go use it right away!"
Billy:“嗝!这么饱,想着我就要去做检查了,这太不公平了!我控几不住我记几了!哇!”
???“别担心,Billy!”
Billy:“嗯?Rico叔叔!!”
Uncle Rico:“是的,是我!你的Rico叔叔!超级健身教练!1983年的猛叔冠军!5次最佳发型奖和12次超棒男人奖得主”
Billy:“哇!Rico叔叔,我需要你的帮助!我想像你一样厉害!我太哎哎哎哎哎喜欢食物了!根本停不下来!”
Uncle Rico:“别担心,比利!我有个计划!你真正需要的是你自己的一张好看的照片!你会赢得任何竞争!那是超级跑步机!”
比利:“超级跑步机?”
Uncle Rico:“是的,超级跑步机!脂肪燃烧减肥技术的极限!能够在一次跑步中减少90%的体重!”
比利:“那不危险吗?”
Uncle Rico:“是啊,贼鸡儿危险!你要是使用它就一定是个**!”
比利:“酷!我们马上去使用它吧!”