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来自Android客户端1楼2016-03-17 21:49回复
    这里艾特合作人@大肥丢子


    来自Android客户端2楼2016-03-17 21:52
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      Chapter 1♡
      【Steve receive a message】
      B:Do you like dogs?
      G:Yes I do.
      B:【Dog bark】
      B:Do you like cats?
      G:Of course I do!
      B:【The sound made by cat】
      G://///
      【After reading the massage】
      S:Bucky,do you like dogs?
      B:No.
      S:……Do you like cats?
      B:No.
      S:……I think I'd beter accept Tony's advice——Never ask, just f**k.
      〖END〗


      来自Android客户端3楼2016-03-17 22:04
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        Chapter 2♡
        J:What are you doing,Sir?
        T:Oh,I'm watching the discovery program,Jar.
        【After a while】
        T:Jarvis,what the hell are you doing!Get your hands out of my jeans!
        J:I'm discovering,Sir~
        〖END〗


        来自Android客户端4楼2016-03-17 22:08
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          Chapter 3♡
          T:You can't be serious,Cap!So small and cute,look at mine!
          S:What?
          T:I said,you have a adorable d**k!
          S:Language!
          〖END〗


          来自Android客户端5楼2016-03-17 22:11
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            好吧我不会数数……发错了……


            来自Android客户端7楼2016-03-17 22:22
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              楼楼还有吗?


              IP属地:北京来自Android客户端8楼2016-03-18 21:44
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                果然发了贴子没人理噗哈哈哈哈


                IP属地:天津来自iPhone客户端9楼2016-03-19 12:30
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                  有啊。。。


                  IP属地:北京来自Android客户端10楼2016-03-19 16:39
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                    棒qwq


                    IP属地:内蒙古来自iPhone客户端11楼2016-03-24 21:46
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